Never Gets Old

I have seen this video several times and it never gets old.

Thursday Comical Relief

This probably has or will happen to many of us. Specially me...

The Infatuation with "Free"

I read on Twitter this morning that Chipotle is giving away a FREE side of guacamole with your burrito if you are wearing green for St. Patrick's Day. Before even checking with Mothership Google for legitimacy, I went ahead a re-tweeted this unbelievable news. After telling the rest of the office and blasting the news through my gchat I thought about why people were getting so worked up over a free 2 oz cup of guac. It's not like Chipotle was giving away free Priuses- though I think Toyota is...check with Google first. But seriously, where does our obsession with "free" come from? I've always believed that there is no such thing as a "free lunch". There are always strings attached. Like sure you may be indulging in a free cup of delicious guac, but your body (most likely your hips) is going to pay for it later on.

I think what draws us in to this concept of "Free" is that we are getting a prize or being rewarded. Getting anything free is great; free shipping, free sample size with full purchase, free McMuffin when the Blackhawks score, free tacos, free free free. We like having little surprises and pleasant speed-bumps within our normally predictable day. It's that "oh, it's free?!" feeling when you start to pull out your money. For someone who gets excited over the little things, I'm definitely going to go the Chipotle and get my free 2 oz cup of guac, even if my intolerant stomach will retaliate later! It's FREE!

Follow @f1m1k1 on Twitter

I know a lot of people don't go on twitter, buuuuut you should go on and follow @f1m1k1. My friend plays F*uck one, marry one, kill one all day long. The combinations of people, things and even oceans are hilarious! For example f*ck one, marry one and kill one of the following people: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow. My response: F:Gwen, M: Jennifer, K: Angelina....

After playing this game on and off for an entire weekend I can't get enough! FMK: Nebraska, Texas, Minnesota...GO!

Mid Week Entertainment...

Way better than the Jersey Shore Nick Name Generator...

Facebook "Suggestion" Box

Facebook thought it could be helpful and remind me about people in my past who I haven't spoken to or facebooked in awhile. Well thanks a lot Facebook for brining back old feelings everytime I go to my homepage. Don't you realize that maybe there is a reason I haven't spoken to these people? Maybe the reason I haven't spoken to these people isn't my fault!? Yeah, there is the "X" button to remove the person from your reconnect suggestion box but they just pop up the next time you refresh the page. This torturing feature of Facebook is just like putting on an old perfume of yours and smelling it instantly takes you back "that" night as old memories race through your head. It seems even when you want to get away you can't! Leave my past relationships alone facebook!!!