Follow @f1m1k1 on Twitter

I know a lot of people don't go on twitter, buuuuut you should go on and follow @f1m1k1. My friend plays F*uck one, marry one, kill one all day long. The combinations of people, things and even oceans are hilarious! For example f*ck one, marry one and kill one of the following people: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow. My response: F:Gwen, M: Jennifer, K: Angelina....

After playing this game on and off for an entire weekend I can't get enough! FMK: Nebraska, Texas, Minnesota...GO!

Way to Ruin Another Game Tebow

Why was Tebow and his MOM given ad space during the SuperBowl...? WHYYY. And my even bigger concern is why it was rated 4 stars on YouTube! Incase anyone forgot, Auburn is the only team in the SEC to declare victory over a Tebow carried Florida.

Bring the Mohawk Back!!!

While watching the Lakers/Nuggets game this weekend I was actually pissed off to see Birdman's mohawk gone! Bring it back! You look dumb now with out it. I have a weird love affair with Birdman. Maybe it's the tats or the fact that he was a drug addict. Either way, bring the hawk and back!

Congratulations Saints

As much as a I hate losing, especially in football, I will surrender my pride and congratulate the Saints for their victory over the Colts. The Saints definitely showed up second half of the game. I still don't like Reggie Bush.

More reasons why I dislike Avatar...

I came across victory this morning when I discovered an article on what people are calling The Avatar Syndrome. I then googled more and found an endless amount of forums where people discussed their depression and undying desire to touch, smell and be with the Avatar characters. People are going as far as fantasying about these blue monsters while with their significant others in bed. Obsessed followers suffer from "depression" as they "wake up" from this fantasy world. I still haven't seen nor want to see Avatar, but this new bull shit just fuels my judgement even more.

Brittany Murphy's Cause of Death

After a month of waiting, Brittany Murphy's cause of death as been ruled as an accident. The young beauty was said to have died of combination of pneumonia, anemia and drug intoxication. I am still extremely sadden by her death. People are quick to jump to conclusions and I want to believe that her death was truly an accident. I hope people remember her as a sweet and funny girl and not an OD victim. RIP Brittany!

Underwater-Largeness Phobia

No it's not a technical psychologist approved word, but I have a huge/make me nauseous/pee my pants fear of large objects underwater. Any large object such as the belly of a boat, dock support beams, propellers underwater, boulders or any thing that doesn't belong in water freaks the hell out of me. For example...two summers ago my family + extended family rented a house up in Skaneateles, NY (pronounced Skinny-Atlas) and as any summer lake house there were paddle boats, water trampolines( I was afraid of climbing onto it) and rafts. When paddle boating with my cousin we noticed something white and cylindar-like at the bottom of the lake. I was terrified even looking at it. It freaked me out! The underwater monster ended up being a big piece of PCP pipe. Pretty terrifying huh? As much as I love boating and skiing, I fear getting into the boat or even swimming around a boat. I don't know why or when this ridiculous fear started, but I found out one of my co-workers has the same phobia! Just talking about it made us squirmy!

Biggest Ripoffs

Came across this article and pissed me off even more on how much money I spend!

New Year Resolutions fading like Leno's popularity...

All the confidence that was backing my determination with my New Year's Resolutions has started to fizzle out slowly...I have since been back on Twitter, only because I like following Time Out Chicago and a few guilty pleasures like Paulie D and Kourtney Kardashian. And my farewell to texting only backfired along with the addition of emailing friends at work. Has anyone else been able to stick with their NYRs? And is anyone actually watching Leno now?

Don't put away your gloves and Uggs yet...

The rodent deciding whether we suffer for 6 more weeks is named Phil. Phil Phil Phil Phil phil phil dr. phil phil. Dr. Phil phil. Groundhog's day, in my opinion, is a day of hype and let down, similar to the infamous Valentine's day. Thousands of people gather on this monumental day to watch a rodent, something that Billy Murry ironically went around killing with homemade bombs in Caddy Shack, come out of the ground and "see" his shadow. A whole website is dedicated to Groundhog Day where you can send E-cards and get updates from Gobblers Knob (c'mon people) via text messages. It's all a little too ridiculous. This is weird, as I am thinking about this post I realize that Groundhog's day, though as hokie as I think, gives people hope, something to look forward to and gather with friends and family. Thinking about my own hometown's outrageous self-acclaimed holidays, Lake Forest Day for example, the town brings in a carnival, hosts it's own parade and festivities. So maybe Groundhog Day isn't as horrible or unnecessary as we might think, it can at least be an excuse to go out with friends and complain about the slush and arctic temperatures. But why did they have to pick a groundhog? In any case, you won't find me watching the romantic comedy of Groundhog Day, but rather the more cynical (realistic?) approach as seen in Caddy Shack.

iPad=Giant iPhone

As if we weren't more obsessed with our iPhones already, Apple needed to introduce their newest strain of heroin, the iPad. For those of you living under a rock, or under the light of Microsoft, Apple is getting ready to release their iPad which is an iPhone on roids. The screen is roughly 9 x 7 inches and offers everything that the iTouch does including 3G access. Watching movies on airplanes and playing games just got better. Starting at only $499 the iPad has made it on my birthay list already. But I have a feeling the 2nd generation will be better...it always is