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Friday, December 4, 2009

These people can't actually exist...


I watched a few minutes of the new TV show Jersey Shore on MTV last night only to be dumbfounded by the extreme lack of brain cells these people posses. The show is basically The Real World with all Guidos and Guidettes. These products of over tanning and fist pumps vacation at the Jersey Shore for summer and make out with anyone with legs. All of the cast members have nicknames like "Snooki", "Jwowow" and "The Situation". My favorite character (he looks more like a cartoon than a human) is Paulie D. He has a tanning bed in his house and covered in tattoos and piercings (yes, even "down there"). As I watched with my mouth hanging open from astonishment, I had to ask if these people actually exist of if they are just playing up their Staten Island roots for the entertainment of good ol' fashion reality TV. Truly great heinous television you will love to watch. For endless laughter and ego booster watch the intro video to Jersey Shore.

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