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Friday, June 5, 2009

Making It Through an Unemployed Summer


I am tired of being told about the unpromising job industry with the limited amount of jobs available and the unemployment rate already raising to 9.4%. What happened to our parents lecturing about "you must graduate college in 4 years or else." My parents are begging me to attend graduate school in hopes that the job industry will magically turn around in 2 years. Fresh graduates everywhere are shuttling into big cities with dreams of landing "the perfect job." It kills me to do this to you, but the only time you'll be using "perfect" is after the word "aaahhh" which will come immediately after a chilled shot of tequila. Tequila shots will get you through this unemployed summer as your mom and dad lay down the law with resume sending and interview dressing. Tequila makes everything better, my sophomore year is proof. Don't let the looming cloud of unemployment ruin your summer. Summer should be about...well nothing. Nothing except tequila shots and the cubs :)

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